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**Chapter 4** [You suddenly realize how strange it is that you can actually tell what these hyper-advanced aliens are saying to each other. Perhaps, you speculate, this change in the communication system makes it possible for you to respond. This presents an opportunity to take command of your situation, and maybe figure out where the heck you are]  Excuse me? Aliens? =OH MY GOD. IT'S ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT US. STOP. PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY, STOP. IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO CONTACT YOU WITHOUT YOU ACTUALLY RESPONDING! = I just wanted to know where exactly it is that you teleported me to. Not exactly.
 * UH, HGXCL? WAS IT SPOSSD TO MAK THAT SOND? **
 * OF COURSE NOT YOU DODDERING FOOL!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY, WE ARE NOW TRAPPED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION, WHILE THE SPECIMEN HAS BEEN LAUNCHED TO RANDOM SPACETIME COORDINATES!! IT IS EXTREMELY FORTUNATE FOR YOU THAT WIKISPACES IS A TRANS-DIMENSIONAL CONSTANT, BECAUSE IF IT WASN'T, WE WOULD HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTACT WITH THE SPECIMEN, AND THEREBY NO ROUTE BACK TO OUR HOME UNIVERSE!! **
 *  I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY (NOT REALLY)!!!!!!!! **
 * GE, SORRY HGXCL. I RELLY FEL BAD ABOT THAT NW. I'LL DO WHATEVR YU NED ME TO DO TO FIX THS. ANYTHNG, RELLY. **
 * ALRIGHT, THEN, GO SIT HARMLESSLY IN A CORNER WITHOUT BOTHERING ME!!! **
 * SUR THNG, BOSS. **
 * IF YOU MUST KNOW, I HAVE NO IDEA. DUE TO MY ASSISTANT'S COMPLETE AND UTTER INCOMPETENCE, YOU WERE TRANSPORTED TO RANDOM SPACETIME COORDINATES. WE HAVE NOT YET FIGURED OUT WHAT THOSE COORDINATES ARE, BECAUSE WE HAVE A MORE PRESSING MATTER TO ATTEND TO HERE. DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? **
 * WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO RUN AROUND INDULGING THE STUPIDITY OF LESSER ORGANISMS. I WILL ALLOW BZSRGPT TO DEAL WITH YOU NOW. HE WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING NECESSARY WHILE I GO PERFORM TASKS THAT REQUIRE INTELLIGENCE TO COMPLETE. **

Yes. I am. <span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 28px;">[ The alien signs off, leaving you to wander around your new environment and get a feel for the surroundings. You stand on a blackish chunk of wave-torn rock festooned with grey-green lichens. As far as the eye can see there is only an endless expanse of sea and sky. You can't get many clues about where you are, but it seems to be somewhere on earth, since the lichens look a lot like earth lichens, the air seems breathable, and the sea has the distinctive salty odor you have come to associate with earth's ocean. The rock-chunk is bisected down the middle by a dark, stony ridge. From the other side you can hear a soft, crooning, moan-like sound, but before you can climb the ridge to investigate, you are contacted by one of the aliens] <span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 28px;">[At this point you start wondering how your computer is managing to function in a time before the internet, computers, or even electricity. That's when you realize that you don't even have your computer with you. Instead, your actual memory of the wiki page is altered to conform with the aliens' recent edits, which you can respond to merely by thinking. This doesn't seem very plausible to you, but since it's probably the most plausible thing that has happened since first you examined the wiki page, you decide that you might as well go with it] <span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 28px;">chapter 5
 * <span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 28px;">HI! IT'S ME, BZSRGPT! I'LL TRY TO XPLAN WHAT HAPPND THER, EVN THOGH I DON'T RELLY UNDRSTAND IT. WHAT HAPPND WAS THAT WHEN I NSRTED TH PROGRAM FOR TH TLEPORTR TO RN, I USD TH WRNG ON. I NSRTED A HYPRSPAC ENGIN PROGRAM INSTED. WHAT'S SUPPOSD TO HAPPN WHEN YU DO SOMTHING LIK THAT IS IT JUST EJECTS TH PROGRAM AND GIVS YU AN ERROR MESSAG, BT THIS TIM IT ACTALLY RAN TH PROGRAM AND MAD SOM PRETTY STRANG STUFF HAPPN. IT PSHD YU TO SOM RANDOM CORDNATS, AND BLASTD US ALL TH WA OT OF TH UNIVERS, INTO AN ALTRNAT DIMENSON, AND THAT'S WHER WE AR NW. I'M TRYNG TO FIND YU ON TH STARCHART, BT IT'S KIND OF HARD TO FIND TH CORDNATS WHEN YU'R IN A DIFFRENT DIMENSON. SO NW I'M GONG TO HELP SOLV BOTH PROBLMS. HGXCL DOSN'T KNOW; HE THINKS I'M JUST TELLING YU WHAT HAPPNDD, BT I KNOW XACTLY WHAT TO DO. **
 * <span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 28px;">OKA, DO YU HAV A WIKISPACES ACCONT? **
 * <span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 28px;">OKA, GOOD. AR YU SIGND ON? **
 * <span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 28px;">GOOD. THAT MENS THAT HGXCL'S IDEA IS PROBBLY OKA. YU SE, WIKISPACES IS A TRANS-DIMENSONL CONSTNT. WEN 2 ACCONTS AR ON TH SAM PAG, THEY AR LINKD TO ECH OTHR, NO MATTR WHAT DIMENSON THER N. HGXCL IS TRYNG TO MAK A WIDGT TO PT ON THS PAG THAT WULD PLL US BACK NTO YOR UNIVERS AS SON AS YU ACTVAT IT. I DON'T KNOW HW LONG IT WILL TAK HIM TO MAK IT, BT N TH MENTIM, I CN TRY TO FIGUR OT WHER YU AR. **
 * <span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 28px;">ATTENTION, PRIMITIVE BEING. THIS IS HGXCL. I JUST FOUND THAT DUNDERHEADED DOLT BZSRPT ATTEMPTING TO LOCATE YOU ON THE COORDINATE CHART. HE WAS DOING EXTREMELY BADLY, BUT LUCKILY, I WAS ABLE TO CORRECT HIS MISTAKES AND LOCATE YOU IN A MATTER OF SECONDS. YOUR LOCATION PRESENTS SOMEWHAT OF A PROBLEM, BECAUSE, WHILE YOU BARELY MOVED THROUGH SPACE AT ALL, YOU MOVED A CONSIDERABLE DISTANCE THROUGH TIME. YOU ARE NOW ON EARTH IN THE EARLY CRETACEOUS. IT WOULD NOW BE ADVISABLE TO USE EXTREME CAUTION. TRY VERY HARD TO AVOID INJURY, AS THAT WOULD LEAVE YOU EXPOSED TO DISEASES AGAINST WHICH YOUR PRIMITIVE IMMUNE SYSTEM WOULD BE LETHALLY UNDER-EQUIPPED. THIS COULD PRESENT A HITCH IN MY PLAN TO RETURN TO YOUR UNIVERSE AND RECOVER YOU, BUT THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO IS THAT IT JUST DOESN'T WORK AND WE HAVE TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE, SO I WILL ATTEMPT TO EXECUTE THE PLAN REGARDLESS. **