Jokes

There are only 3 kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't Two hunters were in the forest.Suddenly, one fell over and stopped moving.The other panicked and called 911.The op. says "Hello. What's the problem?""I think my friend is dead."says the hunter."Well calm down,the first thing to do is to make sure he's dead." A gunshot is heard.The hunter gets back on and says "OK,now what?" (Voted worlds funniest joke)

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