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[You would like to reply to this, but cannot think of the right word. You decide that the only thing you can do in such dire straights is to get revenge on Hgxcl before he can destroy you. You decide on a plan of action. As soon as the Hgxcl virus downloads up to 99%, you will jump off the highest point on the rock. By the time you hit the ground, the mind-switch will be complete and Hgxcl will die, while you safely reach the computer on board his ship. You begin to climb the ridge, again becoming aware of the crooning, moan-like sounds. When you reach the highest point, you confront a dizzying plunge of about 300 feet to the bare, black rock below. Suddenly, you become aware of the sound's source. At intervals along the cliff, strange, medium sized animals, something of a cross between lizards, seagulls, and bats are roosting. You vaguely recognize them from dinosaur books you used to read when you were younger: Pterosaurs. The books, however, seem to have made a few mistakes. The Pterosaurs are not the strange blue, red, and yellow creatures the books imagined, but are actually a sort of dull brownish-grey. They are also much smaller than the massif-sized monsters the books represented. You observe them for a few minutes, until they start to shriek defensively, at which point you duck behind the ridge to wait. 10 minutes later: Your heart pounds with fear and excitement. The moment has come. The downloader has reached 93%]
 * Chapter 5 **
 * ALRIGHT, EARTH THING, LISTEN UP. THE WIDGET IS NOT WORKING. THIS IS ENTIRELY DUE TO THE NATURE OF OUR CIRCUMSTANCES, AND HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH MY PROGRAMMING SKILLS. THEREFORE, I HAVE DECIDED THAT THE ONLY WAY TO DO THIS IS TO DOWNLOAD MY MIND ONTO ONE OF OUR COMPUTERS, THEN HAVE THAT IMBECILE BZSRPT POST ME TO THE WIKI. AS SOON AS I AM POSTED, I WILL DOWNLOAD MYSELF AS A VIRUS ONTO THE FIRST COMPUTER THAT OPENS IT. THIS WILL BE YOU, BUT SINCE YOU ARE PERCEIVING IT DIRECTLY TO YOUR BRAIN RATHER THAN THROUGH A COMPUTER INTERMEDIARY, I WILL QUITE LITERALLY TAKE OVER YOUR MIND. NORMALLY, WHEN PLACED IN THIS SITUATION, YOU WOULD ATTEMPT TO NAVIGATE AWAY FROM THE PAGE, BUT SINCE THE MEMORY OF THE PAGE, THROUGH WHICH YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IT, IS PERMANENTLY ENGRAVED ON YOUR MIND, THAT IS AN IMPOSSIBILITY IN THIS SITUATION. HOWEVER, YOUR MIND WILL NOT BE COMPLETELY DESTROYED WHEN MINE REPLACES IT. YOU WILL INSTEAD BE DOWNLOADED ONTO AN UNUSED COMPUTER ON OUR SHIP, WHERE YOU WILL BE TRAPPED IN AN EMPTY UNIVERSE, WITH NO-ONE BUT BZSRPT FOR COMPANY. **
 * Downloading: **


 * -94% **


 * -95% **


 * -96% **


 * -97% **

[you feel your consciousness slipping away from your body. An incredibly alien presence is moving toward you. For a brief instant your consciousnesses mirge, and as you launch yourself into the air over the stunned Pterosaurs, You hear a single thought: "**WHAAATT!?!?!**"]
 * -98% **
 * Downloading: **
 * 99% **

...[Time slows to a crawl. Your body no longer seems yours. It falls away from you, and you watch it tumble away. You can feel Hgxcl's rage at your deception, but it seems far away now. You slip away as you watch your body hit the rocks below. Hgxcl's anger vanishes, as does the world.]
 * Downloading: **


 * -100%. **


 * <span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 28px;">Chapter 6 **